Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Seven Reasons, March 73




  1. It's a cheap gimmick.
  2. It's easier to identify myself for the purpose of entering gigs, where efficient jobs worths used to refuseme entry - not believing that I was in the group.
  3. The lice cross from the left side to the right every evening at exactly 7pm and I can swat them more easily.
  4. I like to stand on my head every once in a while and this affords more teal ance.
  5. It's an external indication of the spiritual desert which lies within.
  6. I've got a subconscious desire to join the Hare Krishna movement.
  7. It's the result of a very nasty shaving accident.

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